Brain Fart: Reward! $100

$100 for any information leading the capture, arrest, public humiliation, race license revocation, and torture for the guy who dropped that Gu packet on the race course.

You know who you are, but who the hell do you think you are? Do you think trail fairies come and pick up after you? Is your mommy on trail behind you? Are you too goddamn important to stow your trash in your jersey pocket or under your pants leg? “Oh, I’m mister fast guy, picking up after myself is beneath me”.

Well, I got news for you dude, you’re an asshole, plain and simple. And I would not hesitate to turn you in. It’s the right thing to do. Hence the reward. I’m serious about this.